Yoni Mudra!

Good women are rare!

Truth about life!

Interesting talk!

Settled in, he sees a strikingly beautiful woman boarding. To his delight, she takes the seat beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he says, “Business trip or holiday?” She smiles and says, “Business – the annual s*x convention in New York.” The man swallows hard. Struggling to maintain his composure, he asks, “What’s your role at the convention then?” “Lecturer,” she responds “I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about s*xuality.” “Really,” the man says. “What myths are those?” “Well,” the woman explains, “one popular myth is that African men are the best endowed, when, in fact, it’s the Native American Indians. Another misconception is that Frenchmen are the world’s best lovers, when in fact men of Jewish descent are the best in bed. We have, however, found that the best overall lovers are the rednecks from southern USA.” Suddenly, the woman becomes a little uncomfortable and blushes “I’m really sorry,” she says, “I shouldn’t really be discussing this with you. I don’t even know your name.” “Tonto,” the man says “Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba.”

A glass of Lassi!

We were a group of friends sitting comfortably at a shop, having ordered lassi and passing the time pulling each other's legs and sharing laughs. Just then, an elderly woman of about 70–75 years stood before us, stretching out her hand for money. Her back was bent with age, and hunger was visibly etched into the wrinkles of her face. Her eyes were deep-set but filled with tears. Seeing her, I don't know what crossed my mind, but I pulled back my hand which I had put into my pocket to take out some coins, and asked her instead: "Grandma, would you like to drink some lassi?" Grandma was less surprised by my question than my friends were. If I had given her money, it would have been just 5 or 10 rupees, but a single glass of lassi cost 40 rupees. Therefore, by offering her lassi, the probability of me becoming poor and that old woman tricking me to become rich had increased significantly in my friends' eyes.

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