Friday, October 30, 2026
Interesting talk!
Settled in, he sees a strikingly beautiful woman boarding. To his delight, she takes the seat beside him.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he says, “Business trip or holiday?”
She smiles and says, “Business – the annual s*x convention in New York.”
The man swallows hard.
Struggling to maintain his composure, he asks, “What’s your role at the convention then?”
“Lecturer,” she responds
“I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about s*xuality.”
“Really,” the man says. “What myths are those?”
“Well,” the woman explains, “one popular myth is that African men are the best endowed, when, in fact, it’s the Native American Indians. Another misconception is that Frenchmen are the world’s best lovers, when in fact men of Jewish descent are the best in bed. We have, however, found that the best overall lovers are the rednecks from southern USA.”
Suddenly, the woman becomes a little uncomfortable and blushes
“I’m really sorry,” she says, “I shouldn’t really be discussing this with you. I don’t even know your name.”
“Tonto,” the man says
“Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba.”
A glass of Lassi!
We were a group of friends sitting comfortably at a shop, having ordered lassi and passing the time pulling each other's legs and sharing laughs. Just then, an elderly woman of about 70–75 years stood before us, stretching out her hand for money.
Her back was bent with age, and hunger was visibly etched into the wrinkles of her face. Her eyes were deep-set but filled with tears.
Seeing her, I don't know what crossed my mind, but I pulled back my hand which I had put into my pocket to take out some coins, and asked her instead:
"Grandma, would you like to drink some lassi?"
Grandma was less surprised by my question than my friends were. If I had given her money, it would have been just 5 or 10 rupees, but a single glass of lassi cost 40 rupees.
Therefore, by offering her lassi, the probability of me becoming poor and that old woman tricking me to become rich had increased significantly in my friends' eyes.
All members of the Lucky family!
The Man Who Left His Family a Fortune
David was lying in a hospital bed, seriously ill. He was surrounded by his wife, his two sons, his daughter, and a nurse.
He called his eldest son over and said, “Peter, I leave you the houses near the airport.”
Turning to his daughter, he said, “My dear daughter, I leave you the apartment blocks in the city.”
Then he looked at his youngest son. “Charlie, with your bright future ahead of you, I leave you the office buildings in the city center.”
Finally, he turned to his wife and said, “And to you, my dear wife, I leave the three residential towers downtown.”
The nurse, clearly impressed, whispered to the wife, “Madam, your husband must be very rich! You're all so lucky!”
The wife replied calmly, “Rich? Lucky? We all work for a cleaning company. Those are just his work schedules!” 🤣😅
Thursday, October 29, 2026
Unwed Father adopts a child!
In September 2014, Aditya Tiwari, a young software engineer from Indore, visited an orphanage on his father's birthday to give out gifts.
Away from all the celebration, a tiny baby was lying alone on a cot. His name was Binney. He was born with Down syndrome and a hole in his heart, and his parents had abandoned him. When Aditya played with him, the baby held his finger and wouldn't let go.
A month later, Aditya went back. Other children had found families. No one wanted Binney.
So Aditya decided to adopt him himself. But he was single and still in his twenties. His parents told him to get married first. The orphanage refused an unmarried man, and the rules said a single parent had to be at least 30.
He did not give up. He wrote about 100 emails to officials and kept knocking on every door. In August 2015, the age rule changed to 25. Even then, he was delayed for months and told to choose another child.
On January 1, 2016, after almost a year and a half, he finally took his son home and named him Avnish. He was reported as the youngest single man in India to adopt a child with special needs.
Aditya now guides and supports other parents of children with special needs.
And the baby nobody wanted? The hole in his heart closed on its own. Avnish is 12 today. He has trekked to Everest Base Camp and won a national award for children.
Sometimes a family is not born. It is chosen.
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