Cowboy's watch!

A cowboy walks into a bar and sits down next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually checks his watch. Noticing this, the woman smiles and asks, “Is your date running late?” “No,” the cowboy replies. “I’ve just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was testing it.” Intrigued, she asks, “A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?” He leans in and says, “It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.” “Oh really?” she laughs. “What’s it telling you now?” The cowboy looks at his watch and says, “It says you’re not wearing any panties.” The woman giggles. “Well, it must be broken — because I am wearing panties!” The cowboy smiles, taps his watch, and mutters, “Damn thing’s an hour fast.” 😏