Desperation!

Trump has a colossal 6 AM freak-out, screaming in all caps at our allies for “DOING NOTHING” to help with his illegal and unprovoked war of choice in Iran in furious fit of desperation! The president is starting to lose it as the realization sinks in that he’s finally found himself in a quagmire that he cannot simply lie or bribe his way out of…and nobody’s coming to save him. Especially not our European allies, who are not feeling particularly generous towards Trump after he threatened to invade Greenland so much that the Danish deployed troops and began mining bridges in anticipation of Trump’s attack. “NATO NATIONS HAVE DONE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO HELP WITH THE LUNATIC NATION, NOW MILITARILY DECIMATED, OF IRAN. THE U.S.A. NEEDS NOTHING FROM NATO, BUT ‘NEVER FORGET’ THIS VERY IMPORTANT POINT IN TIME!” screamed Trump into the digital void. Yeah, of course they didn’t. It’s just another show of Trump’s supreme arrogance that he thought that Europe would just eagerly jump at the chance to get involved in another one of America’s disastrous wars. But this is not in response to an attack on America, as the Afghan War was, and he didn’t even bother articulating any kind of justification or assembling any kind of coalition like George W. Bush did for the Iraq War. Trump just went for it with no preparation and no plans, and now is confused as to why nobody wants to help him – especially after spending the last year giving the finger to the entire world. Actions have consequences, Donnie, and your Congressional majority is about to learn that the HARD way.