Little Gennie!

An Arab gentleman is sitting in a millionaire’s restaurant in Dubai having lunch when a disheveled homeless man walks in and sits down next to him. The man says, “I have a golden lighter. You're gonna want to buy it, but I should warn you, it costs a million dollars.” The Arab laughs and says, “Have you lost your mind old man? A million dollars? That lighter isn’t even worth one dollar!” The homeless man calmly clicks the golden lighter. Suddenly, a genie pops out and says, “Sir, what do you wish for?” The whole restaurant goes quiet as the man tells the genie, “Bring me a cup of tea with sugar.” The genie claps his hands and—poof!—with a flash of fire, a glass of tea appears on a tray with sugar and a spoon. The Arab rubs his eyes, stunned by what he just saw. Without hesitation, he grabs the lighter and writes the man a check for one million dollars. “Not so fast,” says the homeless man. “How do I know this check is good?” So they both go to the Arab’s bank and cash the check. After the money is confirmed, they shake hands and go their separate ways. The Arab rushes home to his palace, excited. Sitting at his grand table, he clicks the golden lighter. Sure enough, the genie appears again. “Sir, what do you wish for?” The Arab smiles and says, “First, I want the million dollars I paid for you back. Then I want a new super yacht, my own Lear private jet, and the latest Rolls Royce in my garage.” The genie looks embarrassed and says, “I’m very sorry, sir… I can only serve tea or coffee. Would you like sugar with that?” 😄